I put Avery to bed an hour ago. She got out twice. She got spanked once. She went into Christian's room once (hense the spank). She went to the bathroom twice. I yelled at her. I sang songs to her. I asked her nicely to suck her thumb and snuggle her blankies and close her eyes. I tucked all of her damn stuffed animals into bed....and kissed them goodnight...and sang songs to them. I bribed her with a trip to get icecream tomorrow. And, I turned on her favorite night light.
--20 mins later (when I'm thinking she must be asleep by now)--
On the video monitor:
Avery: "Mom? Oh, mom? Are you there?"
Me: "WHAT!?"
Avery: "Knock, knock"
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